I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
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the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
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Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I touched a dick in church today
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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