So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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