He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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