Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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