I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.