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  She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....

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• (909): View more from California

  do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?

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  and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook

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• (239): View more from Florida

  And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.

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• (707): View more from California

  Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....

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• (713): View more from Texas

  She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.

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• (559): View more from California

  No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.

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• (212): View more from New York

  No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?

  (414): View more from Wisconsin

  Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me

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