CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I don't want my vagina anymore.