please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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