I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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