and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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