Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Porn is love you can see.
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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