She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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