Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
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Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
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Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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