i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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