wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
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No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
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turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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