You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
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I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
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I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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