It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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