Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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