I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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