I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING