just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
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she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
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Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.