So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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