Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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