they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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