This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Randomize
