well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
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I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
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The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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