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.......Is that how you look for porn?
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
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All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
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I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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