ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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