butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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