would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
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Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
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Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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