OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
there is another microwave in the elevator.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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