well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
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I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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