Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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