found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
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today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
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Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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