i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
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