Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
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We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
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You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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