I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
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Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
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She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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