I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
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Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
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sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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