idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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