exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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