True but thats because hes a fetus.
her vagine was all disorganized.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
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Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
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Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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