Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
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We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
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I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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