My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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