I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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