should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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