Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I believe in your delicious
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
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