i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
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I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
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Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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