My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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