Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
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She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
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tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
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