How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
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Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
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What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts