I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
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FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
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An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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