So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
This is classic penis vs brain.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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