drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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