And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
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...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
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We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
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