Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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