He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
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I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
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I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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