If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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