Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
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