Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
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my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
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I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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