Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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